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This is a Hydropack. Recently discovered, it is a member of the camel family. It differs from the common camel because it’s hump is located towards it’s rear end and it’s a little more ornery. It is known as the “recliner of the desert” to it’s riders. It only allows riders from the “hidden” Bedoins after checking their signature phermone. The “hidden” Bedoins were only recently discovered after Google Earth found their “hidden” oasis. They are not happy with Google. They were a myth to the other local tribes, until now.